Skivvy

My friend gave me a challenge to write a list on how to be more like me. The original can be found here www.shutupmilo.com. But here's the list for any watcher that feel interested. How to be more like Statia: When people ask you why you are somewhere answer "I'm just here for the entertainment!" Never sleep Constantly complain about not getting any sleep Make the process of falling asleep, remaining asleep, and waking up more complex than a space shuttle mission Have the most insanely crazy/funny dreams that make you wake up laughing and tell people about them. Make people sit and analyze those dreams with you looking for allegories,

Ok, If I suddenly dissapear I may have been killed off in some freak Alfred Hitchcock manner. This fear was validated for me when I read today's newspaper, see here: http://comics.com/comics/frazz/archive/frazz-20050419.html I was taking a shower this afternoon and I heared a glass break in the kitchen. So I went in there and what do I find? Another bird! Same type and everything! At least this one is alive! It also proved my theory that if there is a bird in the house there's no missing it. I also figured out where they are getting in too. The ceiling of the attic has been recently torn down and I think they are getting in under the leaves

Just to warn those who are watching me. I'm adding some pictures as previews to some of my poems, so if you get bombarded with stuff you've already seen, sorry!