My friend gave me a challenge to write a list on how to be more like me. The original can be found here [link].
But here's the list for any watcher that feel interested.

How to be more like Statia:

When people ask you why you are somewhere answer "I'm just here for the entertainment!"

Never sleep

Constantly complain about not getting any sleep

Make the process of falling asleep, remaining asleep, and waking up more complex than a space shuttle mission

Have the most insanely crazy/funny dreams that make you wake up laughing and tell people about them. Make people sit and analyze those dreams with you looking for allegories, analogies and spiritual significance, then roll over laughing because you just had a dream about fish!

Tell everyone in the room to shut up whenever Bruce Willis comes on the TV screen, grin stupidly.

Flip out whenever a Harley passes by. Smile and wave at the driver no matter how old, grisly, and beer bellied he is.

Hang out with Maureen ALL the time.

Be thoroughly entertained and sincerely enamored by certifiably crazy people...they are sooo cute!

Be thoroughly entertained and sincerely enamored by Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger...He's sooo cute!

Firmly believe that you are placed on this planet solely for God's entertainment, hey, he's gotta get some laughs too!

Take frequent road trips just for the sake of taking a road trip.

Complain about your family all the time, when someone else complains about them, defend them tooth and nail.

Purposely make really stupid decisions just to see what will happen.

Call your mother.

Torment other girls by complaining about how darn EASY it is to take care of your hair.

Torment guys just for the fun of it.

Swing dance.

Charm people into giving you free food and drinks.

Be silly, but every so often say something deep and spiritually profound to an unsuspecting group of people, when they turn silent pondering your insight, suddenly break the mood by falling into a Seinfeld routine with a friend.

Don't touch feet. Freak out if someone touches yours. If someone asks you why you hate feet and the idea of touching them boldly state, "Feet are the lowest part of the human body...and besides, they're ICKY!"

Refuse to eat cake. Gag

Refuse to eat strawberries. Gag

When stressed out run off and be alone in the woods. It's ok to bring the dogs though.

At random intervals, at least 4 times a day, stop everything, stare into space and think, "Wow, this is my life! That's pretty hot!"

Ponder providence

Trip at least twice a day, more if possible. Call your friends right after to tell them about it.

Break drinking glasses so often you seriously beleive you have the ability to break them by just looking at them.

Get set up on blind dates by old people (your parents are always good for setting you up with someone AND have the worst taste in men and non-existant matchmaking abilities), go out on the dates just for the free dinner and the story to laugh about with your friends.
Only get nightmares from watching Jurrassic Park movies. Watch Jurrassic Park with your eyes glued to the TV whenever it's on.